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Kato's To-Do list:
"My anxieties, now available to the general public!"
* Reboot KryptBBS
* Make server for KryptIRC and make web interface not shit
* Finish CV
* Find artist and backup dev for "KryptVN" project (Or maybe use Dall-E?)
* Begin learning GODOT
* or maybe just GML because I'm retarded
* move "Honch Ratz" to concept
* kill the voices
* Make proper "clearnet versus altnet versus darknet" dissertation
* Investigate PODSnet
* Propose emergency HAMnet mesh to local city council
* Draft "Adapt or Die" manifesto
* Check out copper welding for sculpting
* Finish 1st half of A+ cert