Here we have yet another mom attempting to strike a naughty pose. Maybe that little boy is really sticking his tongue out because he is trying not to vomit from looking at her body? Why is a child in the background? That boy might end up growing up to be a pimp if she continues hitting the pole while holding him. Obviously she is taking a photo of her lady bits. She is pulling it off with total confidence. There are three grown ups surrounding this child and a man appears to be snapping a photo of the action as well.
My guess is that she has no idea that she put that swim suit on wrong. He clearly popped in the background at the last moment. Good on her for feeling confident enough to strap into that get up. Clearly, she knocked down a few too many brews while having a little water playtime with her kiddo. I wish them many years of happiness and slightly inappropriate partial nudity in the future. I can just see her stumbling around the backyard, collecting wads of cash from the neighbors while tossing beer cans around. Why did they just stand there and snap the image instead of putting the camera down and snatching that beer from the kid? Clearly, she is unaware that her bikini top is struggling to hoist up her breasts.
Maybe she should spend less time wrapping the straps of her swimsuit down her belly and more time cleaning the bathroom? Do they not find it creepo to be dressed that way in a chapel? It was just so adorable that she asked her son to hold her train for the photograph. Another theory might be that she shoved those people out the front door and locked it behind her. These updates will come into effect starting from May 25, 2018. Not to mention the classy way that her tongue is hanging out in the photograph. The whole thing just seems bizarre but at least they are spending quality time together at the beach. This is a collection of women making really bad choices and they could stand to suffer through a little public humiliation.
Why a woman would find this acceptable to do in public is beyond me. This lady is the perfect example of a mom swim suit fail. I have questions about this photograph of a mom and her two daughters lifting their bikini bottoms into their crotch. Call me a prude but it seems like one would think twice before sharing this picture. From the fishnet pantyhose to her fancy furry boots, she is ready to party. The pot leaves on his party necklace might explain a few things about their mindset when the swim suit was designed. This kid will probably never be able to burn this image out of his precious little mind.
This photograph is troubling and this woman might be one of the worst moms on the planet. They are so ridiculous and absurd that they need to be discussed. Is she sending a naughty picture to her husband? Poor thing needs to take her dollar bills out of her crotch, give them to a reliable baby sitter, and leave her kid at home next time she has to work. I just have to ask, what in the world is going on in this picture? Better yet, wait until the kids are in bed and spend your time actually parenting your child instead of pretending to be a centerfold. So, what makes a photo become a fail? Not to mention those insane mannequin hands grasping her breasts. Other pictures are just too hilarious not to share.
I love how she is unabashedly standing there with all her junk hanging out. Unless she is an exhibitionist and showing her breasts to the world makes her extremely happy. This picture of a drunken mom acting like a serving platter is a fail on so many levels. She obviously went to a lot of trouble to construct that amazing swimsuit. This entire situation is confusing.
Is she aware that she is practically naked on her wedding day? Here we have another example of a child being permitted to drink alcohol. This swimsuit falls somewhere between ridiculous and almost genius. From horribly constructed swimsuits to women who have no idea how to put on a bikini, many of these ladies will leave you scratching your head. What are they trying to accomplish in standing this way? Clearly this mom spends more time running a flat iron through her hair than she does actually being a parent. Is she aware that she is wearing her swim suit backwards? Was she listening to music and just decided to grab some ribbon and head out for a fun day on the beach? From inappropriate behavior to child neglect, some of these moms were caught in the act of being a really terrible parent.
Once again moms, take my advice and save sexy time for after the baby is in bed. Even then, underage drinking is no laughing matter. The way that she used a rainbow ribbon to strap it to her chest is just so chic. This hot mama is completely oblivious to the fact that while she is standing there looking all sassy, there is a small child on the other side of the door, looking at her butt. If that is the original design of the bottoms then I would like to personally speak to the designer about how swimsuits are supposed to function. My only hope is that this is a horrible joke and the child is actually funneling lemonade or something innocent like that.
This picture immediately became a mom fail when her little boy stumbled in the bathroom and photo-bombed her picture. Mama needs her sexy time and what better time to strike a pose than the minute after you lock your toddler out of the house with grandma? That middle girl thinks she is the funniest person ever and the little one is just going along with it. This woman obviously put a lot of effort into this look. . This woman really knows how to make her wedding day memorable. Poor thing has gone from sun-kissed to leather skinned.
Seriously though, what was she thinking? This boy will end up reliving this moment in an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, talking about the day that his mom funneled him a beer when he was just a little boy. They make bathroom stalls with doors for a reason. With the popularity of social media, more and more moms are baring it all for the camera while wearing a bathing suit. This has to be an inside joke of some sort, right? The criteria to make it on this list has little to do with breast size or exposed belly rolls. This woman is really setting the bar pretty low as a an example of how a lady should act.