While it's been over 20 years since Sir Mix-A-Lot sang those immortal lyrics, the discussion of big butts is still on the table, especially thanks to , who, in her own right, has pretty much cornered the market. Here are 29 struggles that she-hobbits face every day: 1. According to , if you don't got buns then his anaconda don't want none. By awkward looking, I really just mean super obvious. You gave up your dreams of being a model at a very young age As a kid, your friends liked to fantasize about their future modeling careers. Personally, , albeit with exercise, dancing, or gymnastics you get the idea.
I hardly ever find myself staring down at a guy; I can squeeze into small spaces, and I probably could have excelled as professional limbo champion. Big butts in yoga pants are a problem. You covet the midi and maxi dresses that will never flawlessly grace your body, as well as the numerous pant trends that require a normal-sized leg to pull off. My understanding is that white dudes were generally ho-hum about the endeavor until roughly the turn of the century. However, it happens in a twitch of the eye and is a characteristic that I find attractive. Most short girls have a very necessary and meaningful bond with a tailor, who will transform her adult-sized clothes into the doll clothes she really needs. You are easily lost in the crowd Standing in or walking through a crowd proves to be an extra-special kind of challenge for those who suffer from height deficiency.
From having to sit in a car seat until an embarrassingly late age, to getting denied from amusement park rides as a full-grown adult, my life has been one massive blur from a dog's viewpoint. Real world example: Kim Kardashian does nothing for me. I feel all big butts are not created equal. It's nice to have something to hold onto as opposed to something boxy and flat. So, excuse me while I cry a little bit. If it looks like there's some weird growth there or like they've had implants like the Kardashians,.
Your assets are accentuated Large assets on a tiny body can get awkward looking. I brush shoulders with most 8-year-olds, and anyone who has even begun the descent into puberty unfailingly stares down at me. Not all big butts are created equal. They say being a tall girl is hard and being a short guy is a real struggle, but let me tell you right now: Being a petite female is no stroll through the park. You can have a nice, 'little' butt, too.
This is important because you can never see anything except for the person standing in front of you. Rappers have already come up with all the best compliments. Are heels really your solution to all my height-related problems? While all of your friends are lounging in the pool, perhaps sipping some drinks, you are barely managing to keep your airways above the water. But not you — you've been practical your whole life, so you've always known better. Not all big butts are nice butts. To me, it's more about the shape of the butt than the size.
Walk away with your head held high, lady. But, my lack of driving skills is not due to my height. Sure, they will make me a few inches closer to looking age-appropriate for a night out, but what about the daily struggles? Natural is way better than fake. In fact, your presence usually goes completely undetected. They are unnatural burdens, and I hate them with a burning passion. YourTango asked eight men their thoughts on big butts.
Or is it just a rumor that got started and everyone followed suit? Heels are hardly functional for a number of activities. You get grilled extra hard at the bar I guess, to some bouncers, the notion of a child-sized human entering a bar is just too much to handle. Full disclosure, not only do I appreciate a big bottom, I also have one. I surely am a short girl — an unquestionably short girl. People ask if you wear children-sized clothes No, I do not, thank you very much.
A nice pair of legs, however, and you've got my attention. Nothing fits right You stare enviously at average-height girls who pull off trends you would never even dream of trying. You have a tailor you hold near and dear to your heart I avoid alterations at all costs. Suffice to say, I'm in favor of a nice big back porch. As a this always sort of made me feel left out.
I'm not sure if it's hip-hop culture or us finding out about a place called Brazil, but a nice bottom hints at a zest for life and a degree of competence in the boudoir. Because, after much feeling around, my feet surely can't find one. . But just because something is 'bigger' doesn't make it better. Of course, logically, you can't really tell anything by a person's physical appearance, but a bigger tail, on first blush, infers physical strength while simultaneously implying that maybe its driver isn't wildly obsessed with calorie counting. Your short little legs can only move so fast Nice, relaxing strolls with taller people can quickly turn into full-on cardio workouts when you attempt to keep up.
Something always works out eventually. Totally anonymously and completely candid, here's what they had to tell us. But, being a short girl has its advantages. But, more often than not, I find being vertically challenged to be a huge life disadvantage. Who do I think has a beautiful butt? I'll take natural over fake anything any day. You have already planned your apology to your future children You know that even if you procreate with someone super tall, your offspring will be average height, at best.